200+ Funny Dog Names To Make You Howl & Bark With Laughter

Is your dog a little bit goofy? Or perhaps you are?

Whatever the case, you are obviously trying to find funny dog names to suit your four-legged, smile giving and face licking best friend.

Lucky for you, you’ve come to the right place with our fun-filled collection of funny dog names.

From female to male, foreign to cute, and even a few names to suit your dark-furred canine, we have got you covered!

Whether you’re looking for: a funny sounding name, a pun-intended name, or just something a little unique, then take a look at our amazing collection of over 200 names below.

We hope these names will make you howl and bark with laughter!

Funny Dog Names Feature
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The Best Funny Dog Names

For a puppy who is a little more petite, or even a little more on the tubby side, you could definitely try an adorable name which will still make you giggle on a regular basis.

Female or male, as long as they are cute (which to be honest, is all dogs) then these funny dog names may be the perfect fit!

  • 50 Scent – As in 50 Cent. Dogs have amazing noses, you really can’t go wrong with this one
  • Cannoli
  • Chew Barka – As in Chewbacca. Perfect for a furry dog breed with light brown fur
  • Cookie Monster – For the puppy who is the King of stealing treats!
  • Cornelius
  • Corona – Just add a lime sweater!
  • Cujo
  • Dogzilla
  • Droolius Caesar
  • Fresh Prints – of Bel Hair
  • Hotdog – Perfect for a Dachshund breed!
  • Indiana Bones
  • Jimmy Chew
  • Macaroni
  • Mary Puppins
  • McTummy – This name definitely suits a food-orientated breed such as a Lab
  • Mittens
  • Noodle
  • Notorious D.O.G
  • Ozzy Pawsborne
  • Patrick and Spongebob – Your two trouble making pups!
  • Paw-casso
  • Pawter
  • Peanut
  • Pee Wee
  • Prince of Barkness
  • Princess of Barkness
  • Pupsqueak
  • Pupzilla – A name made for a little destructor
  • Santa Paws
  • Scrappy Doo
  • T-Bone
  • Winne the Poodle (for Poodles only)
  • Woofie Goldberg

Funny Dog Names for Girls

Funny Dog Names for Girls

Some furry ladies aren’t just beautiful to look at, some are filled with oodles of laughter and love.

Does this sound like your female best fur-end?

Why not try one of these names:

  • Auntie Flo
  • Bamba
  • Catherine Zeta-Bones
  • CinderSmeller
  • El Nina
  • Felicia – Byeeee Felicia
  • Fifi
  • Francine
  • Frida
  • Gigi
  • Helga
  • Janice
  • Janine
  • Katy Hairy
  • Lala
  • Lulu
  • Mariah Hairy – A classic punny name for Mariah Carey
  • Mary Puppins
  • Miss Piggy – Perfect for your wee glutton
  • Neveah- Heaven spelt backwards, a little clever humour here for your mischevious fur lady
  • Olga
  • Pam
  • Papaya – This one just sounds silly
  • Pawdrey
  • Peggy
  • Pupalina – Doesn’t this sound adorable? Suitable for a tiny friend, just like Thumbalina!
  • Pupita
  • Queen Elizabark
  • Queen Elizawoof
  • Sarah Jessica Barker
  • Sasha Fierce
  • Señorita
  • Sharon
  • Tinkerbell
  • Tortilla – Just wrap your pup up in her favorite blanket
  • Vera Fang
  • Virgina Woof

Funny Dog Names for Boys

Funny Dog Names for Boys

If your pup is a comedian, adores being the centre of attention, and has a wicked personality then you should definitely consider giving him one of these funny names to match.

Have a look at our list dedicated to those more masculine little comics and choose one of these funny dog names:

  • Alvin
  • Bambino
  • Brian
  • Buster
  • Chistropher Walkies
  • Chupito
  • Clive
  • Darth Woofer
  • Dee-Oh-Gee
  • Donald
  • Dwayne
  • El Puppo
  • Fabio
  • Felix
  • Gavin
  • Hiccup – This just sounds cute
  • Houdini
  • Jude Paw
  • Larry
  • Bean
  • Nigel
  • Pablo Escobark
  • Peso
  • Potato
  • Pup Daddy
  • Pupstein – This name could suit an intelligent breed
  • Ralph
  • Scooby Doo – For a pup who just loves to snack
  • Scooter
  • Señor
  • Sheldon
  • Sir Licks-a-lot
  • Snoop – We think this one will suit a pug
  • Stumpy
  • Tankerbell – perhaps well-suited to a Pitbull?

Funny Black Dog Names

Funny Schnauzer Dog
Papa – We think this name will suit a Schnauzer! Don’t they look wise and old with their little moustache, just like your Papa!

Trying to find a name for your dark haired fur baby?

Perhaps you just want to be a little ironic for your light haired angel?

We have a list of our favorite and funny dog names for black dogs which are sure to make anyone laugh or smile, even those with the darkest of hearts:

  • Barkness – Punny for Darkness
  • Black Jack
  • Black Knight
  • Blackie – No description needed
  • Diesel
  • Dog Vader – Punny for Darth Vader
  • Dusk
  • Eightball
  • Fudge
  • Gizmo – Great for your own little Gremlin
  • Goth
  • Inky
  • Ivory – This one is funny because its ironic
  • Licorice
  • Morticia
  • Olive
  • Pengu
  • Phantom
  • Pitch
  • Poppy Seed
  • Raven
  • Shadow – A name designed for a loyal pup who is always by your side
  • Shady
  • Smoky
  • Stormy
  • Thunder
  • Velvet
  • Vlad
  • Voodoo
  • Vortex
  • Wednesday
  • Zorro – A name perfect for your brave and loyal best friend

Funny Spanish Dog Names

Winking Dog

English funny dog names might not be your thing.

If your little perrito is as gracioso as you think then why not get a name to match!?

These names are a little more exotic; so are probably ideal for exotic dogs.

When they’re said with the proper accent, they add a little extra something.

Have a look below and find your perrito a spicy little name:

  • Amiga
  • Amor
  • Angela
  • Besos – Meaning kisses in Spanish
  • Bonita
  • Bueno
  • Chato – Meaning short in Spanish
  • Chica
  • Chico
  • Cholo
  • Churro – A favorite dessert food
  • Culo
  • Descarado
  • Diez
  • Dinero
  • Empanada
  • Esé – Slang for home boy in Spanish
  • Gordito
  • Grande
  • Ibiza
  • Jefe
  • Linda
  • Loca
  • Loco – Loco means crazy in Spanish
  • Mama
  • Nora
  • Pedro
  • Pepe
  • Pequeño
  • Perrito – This literally means puppy in Spanish
  • Perro
  • Pypy (Paella)
  • Rico
  • Sofia
  • Tonta
  • Tonto
  • Torpe
  • Uno
  • Vega

Italian Funny Dog Names

Sheepadoodle Puppy
Panda – This one may just suit a Sheepadoodle due to their white and black fur colors

Spanish isn’t your thing?

Everyone loves an exotic, yet loveable, puppy.

Why not try a name which emphasizes the combo of romance and comedy!

An Italian dog name may just be the right fit for your foreign and loving little pooch.

  • Affamato
  • Aldo
  • Alredo
  • Alto
  • Ambramo
  • Amrbosi
  • Angelo
  • Arturo
  • Avido – Meaning greedy
  • Bacio
  • Bambi – A Disney favorite which is actually an Italian name too
  • Bianca
  • Brutto
  • Canaloni
  • Caramello
  • Corto
  • Dolce
  • Donatella – Is your puppy sassy and full of style?
  • Elmo
  • Espresso
  • Gabbana
  • Gelato – This name is perfect for a loveable and sweet-hearted breed
  • Giuliano
  • Grasso
  • Leona
  • Linguine – A beloved pasta by all
  • Lupo
  • Matador
  • Mozzerella – Too cheesy?
  • Nutella
  • Pelo – Meaning hair in Italian
  • Pestp
  • Puzzolente (Puzzo for short)
  • Salvatore
  • Valentino
  • Vespa – Perhaps a name well-suited for a speedy puppy
  • Zitto

Choosing The Perfect Funny Name for Your Dog

Chocolate Lab
Muddy – This could be perfect for a chocolate Labrador Retriever

Didn’t find what you’re looking for?

Why not create your own perfect funny name for your four-legged friend.

Let us show you how to create your own just by using these two easy-to-follow tips.

Tip 1: Names based on your dog’s personality

When trying to find funny dog names for your puppy, try to think of a hilarious personality trait of theirs.

Try think outside of the box, are they a little mischievous? Goofy? Or maybe even Clumsy?

Try think of a trait that bests describe them and try associate a name with that!

For example: A naughty dog named Rascal, or a greedy pooch named Sir-eats-a-lot.

Tip 2: Names based on your dog’s appearance

Perhaps you could base a funny name inspired by their looks?

Whether your dog is big, small, fat, skinny – this can be done.

These names can be based on something or someone your dog closely resembles, or even an ironic name will do!

For example: A petite little fluffball named.. BRUCE. I’m sure you see the humor.

There you have it, a complete collection of over 200 funny dog names.

We hope we covered every area you were hoping for! If we didn’t, we hope our funny naming guide, helped you come up with your own funny name.

So, what did you pick? Let us know below.

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John Woods is the founder of All Things Dogs, member of the Association of Professional Dog Trainers, graduate in Animal Behavior & Welfare and recognized author by the Dog Writers Association of America.

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